Jul
27

>For green-minded only

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I. The Nuns

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One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”He asked how.

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She said “I saw a man’s private part.” He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.” He asked how.

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“I touched a man’s private parts.” He told her to wash her hands in holy water. Then he heard the third and fourth nuns fighting. He asked why they were fighting.The fourth nun said, “I’m not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.”

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II. Manually Done

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: – $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: – $2.50.Hand Job: – $10.00.

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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”

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“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?” “Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am” The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

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..just a fun for the weekend!!!! no big deal………..

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HAPPY HAPPY WEEKEND TO ALL!

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